Yeah! Like I'd show that!!!
Or think you'd WANT to see that!!!
Instead, how about I share a few birthday HATS!!!
"Do you think this one is TOO BIG?", asked Birthday girl.
"Yeah, maybe. But, I kind-a like it!"
"How about this one?", asked Birthday girl.
"Maybe a little TOO small?"
"Ooooh, I think this one is just right!", exclaimed Birthday girl.
"I think you're gonna get LICE!", noted Birthday girls friend.
"Ha, Ha, Ha", laughed Birthday girl, as she pretended to scratch her head...!